Gridiron Turd Locker

$35.00

Old-school game. Every day duty.

Crafted from genuine brown/red football leather, the Gridiron Turd Locker brings vintage sideline swagger to your daily walks. Hand-stitched with bold white thread and finished with solid antique brass hardware, this one’s got serious MVP energy. It’s built to break in like a well-loved pair of cleats—and just as dependable.

A rear loop clips easily to your leash, belt, or bag, and the ½” grommet on the bottom keeps bag pulls fast and frustration-free.

Features

  • Hand sewn, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike

  • Genuine Horween 3-4oz brown/red football leather – textured, rugged, and built to break in beautifully

  • White thread stitching – bold contrast with game-worn character

  • Antique brass magnetic snap + hardware – classic, solid hold

  • ½" grommet – easy-access for bags every time

  • Rear loop – attaches to leash, belt, or bag with ease

  • Dimensions: approx. 3in (wide), 2.5in (tall), 2in (deep)

Old-school game. Every day duty.

Crafted from genuine brown/red football leather, the Gridiron Turd Locker brings vintage sideline swagger to your daily walks. Hand-stitched with bold white thread and finished with solid antique brass hardware, this one’s got serious MVP energy. It’s built to break in like a well-loved pair of cleats—and just as dependable.

A rear loop clips easily to your leash, belt, or bag, and the ½” grommet on the bottom keeps bag pulls fast and frustration-free.

Features

  • Hand sewn, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike

  • Genuine Horween 3-4oz brown/red football leather – textured, rugged, and built to break in beautifully

  • White thread stitching – bold contrast with game-worn character

  • Antique brass magnetic snap + hardware – classic, solid hold

  • ½" grommet – easy-access for bags every time

  • Rear loop – attaches to leash, belt, or bag with ease

  • Dimensions: approx. 3in (wide), 2.5in (tall), 2in (deep)