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Old-school game. Every day duty.
Crafted from genuine brown/red football leather, the Gridiron Turd Locker brings vintage sideline swagger to your daily walks. Hand-stitched with bold white thread and finished with solid antique brass hardware, this one’s got serious MVP energy. It’s built to break in like a well-loved pair of cleats—and just as dependable.
A rear loop clips easily to your leash, belt, or bag, and the ½” grommet on the bottom keeps bag pulls fast and frustration-free.
Features
Hand sewn, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike
Genuine Horween 3-4oz brown/red football leather – textured, rugged, and built to break in beautifully
White thread stitching – bold contrast with game-worn character
Antique brass magnetic snap + hardware – classic, solid hold
½" grommet – easy-access for bags every time
Rear loop – attaches to leash, belt, or bag with ease
Dimensions: approx. 3in (wide), 2.5in (tall), 2in (deep)
Old-school game. Every day duty.
Crafted from genuine brown/red football leather, the Gridiron Turd Locker brings vintage sideline swagger to your daily walks. Hand-stitched with bold white thread and finished with solid antique brass hardware, this one’s got serious MVP energy. It’s built to break in like a well-loved pair of cleats—and just as dependable.
A rear loop clips easily to your leash, belt, or bag, and the ½” grommet on the bottom keeps bag pulls fast and frustration-free.
Features
Hand sewn, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike
Genuine Horween 3-4oz brown/red football leather – textured, rugged, and built to break in beautifully
White thread stitching – bold contrast with game-worn character
Antique brass magnetic snap + hardware – classic, solid hold
½" grommet – easy-access for bags every time
Rear loop – attaches to leash, belt, or bag with ease
Dimensions: approx. 3in (wide), 2.5in (tall), 2in (deep)