Hardwood Classic Turd Locker Dog Waste Bag Carrier

$35.00

Because shit happens—literally.

The Turd Locker is your courtside companion for life’s least glamorous moments, turning clean-up duty into a small act of style. This edition is crafted entirely from authentic Horween basketball leather—the same pebble-grain hide used to make official game balls—stitched by hand with tonal orange thread for a seamless, sport-inspired finish.

Solid antique brass hardware adds a timeless edge, while the ½” grommet on the bottom makes for quick bag retrieval when your pup decides it’s go time. Designed to clip onto a leash, belt, or bag, the Hardwood Classic blends the texture of the game with the soul of true craftsmanship.

No mass production. No shortcuts. Just handmade sports heritage reimagined for everyday carry.

Features:

  • Hand-stitched, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike

  • Genuine 6oz Horween basketball leather – the same leather used for official game balls

  • Orange waxed thread – color-matched for a seamless finish

  • Antique brass solid hardware – durable and built to last

  • ½” grommet on bottom – for quick and easy bag retrieval

  • Compact design – fits standard waste-bag rolls

  • Loop attachment – easily clips to leash, belt, or bag

Because shit happens—literally.

The Turd Locker is your courtside companion for life’s least glamorous moments, turning clean-up duty into a small act of style. This edition is crafted entirely from authentic Horween basketball leather—the same pebble-grain hide used to make official game balls—stitched by hand with tonal orange thread for a seamless, sport-inspired finish.

Solid antique brass hardware adds a timeless edge, while the ½” grommet on the bottom makes for quick bag retrieval when your pup decides it’s go time. Designed to clip onto a leash, belt, or bag, the Hardwood Classic blends the texture of the game with the soul of true craftsmanship.

No mass production. No shortcuts. Just handmade sports heritage reimagined for everyday carry.

Features:

  • Hand-stitched, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike

  • Genuine 6oz Horween basketball leather – the same leather used for official game balls

  • Orange waxed thread – color-matched for a seamless finish

  • Antique brass solid hardware – durable and built to last

  • ½” grommet on bottom – for quick and easy bag retrieval

  • Compact design – fits standard waste-bag rolls

  • Loop attachment – easily clips to leash, belt, or bag


About the Leather

Horween Basketball Leather: This is the exact leather used for official NBA basketballs – Horween has been the official supplier for the NBA’s game ball leather. It’s an orange-brown full-grain leather with the iconic basketball pebble grip. Brand new, it starts out a bit slick and firm (just like a new game ball), but with use it softens and develops more grip and character as it breaks in. Extremely tough and made to professional standards, it carries a bit of sports history in every piece.