Black / Red Football Turd Locker

$35.00

Shit happens. Stay ready.

The Blackout Turd Locker isn’t here to blend in—it’s here to show up with grit. Built from genuine black football leather and hand-dyed to a rich, battle-worn finish with deep red edges and contrast stitching, this piece turns a daily chore into a flex of raw craftsmanship. Matte black solid brass hardware gives it stealth-mode durability, while the hand-stitched body and leash loop bring rugged functionality with unapologetic edge.

Crafted for dog owners who play by their own rules—and clean up like legends.

  • Hand sewn, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike

  • Black football leather – pebbled texture with red hand-dyed accents

  • Matte black brass snap – sleek, secure, built to last

  • Rear loop – attaches easily to leash, belt, or bag

  • Dimensions: approx. 3in (wide), 2.5in (tall), 2in (deep)

Shit happens. Stay ready.

The Blackout Turd Locker isn’t here to blend in—it’s here to show up with grit. Built from genuine black football leather and hand-dyed to a rich, battle-worn finish with deep red edges and contrast stitching, this piece turns a daily chore into a flex of raw craftsmanship. Matte black solid brass hardware gives it stealth-mode durability, while the hand-stitched body and leash loop bring rugged functionality with unapologetic edge.

Crafted for dog owners who play by their own rules—and clean up like legends.

  • Hand sewn, one-of-a-kind – no two are exactly alike

  • Black football leather – pebbled texture with red hand-dyed accents

  • Matte black brass snap – sleek, secure, built to last

  • Rear loop – attaches easily to leash, belt, or bag

  • Dimensions: approx. 3in (wide), 2.5in (tall), 2in (deep)